I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Its about making memories worth repressing
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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