Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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