a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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