When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
why do cheetos always look like penises
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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