going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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