do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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