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how
Wat do u mean how?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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