and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Do plants get herpes?
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