if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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