when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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