You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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