The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I wish life had little blips of pornography
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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