u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Randomize
