East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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