If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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