AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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