what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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