Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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