stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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