so explain again why im purple
no
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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