Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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