It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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