i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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