Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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