Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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