My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You can't special order awesome
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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