escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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