its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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