I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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