The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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