HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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