I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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