Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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