So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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