Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
And then he peed in my hair
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