JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
My feet surprised me
Shame is for Republicans.
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