i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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