So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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