yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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