I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
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