Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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