I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
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