Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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