wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Randomize
