Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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