Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I forget how to act sober
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