i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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