I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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