The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
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