so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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