so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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