I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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