Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
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