no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
