Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
